Search function! ! ! What the hell is wrong with using it? Oh no let's just start a while new thread cause you're too special to search. There is no way that what you are asking has ever been asked before!

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LMAO, just like his product!

AMIRIGHT?

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I want to complain about the inefficiency of the English language in spelling, well, just about anything. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Just think how much easier voice dictation would be if spelling were logical.

AMIRITE OR WUT?

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(post withdrawn by author, as heā€™s had to many whiskyā€™s to work out which Gif to use and will be remain forever like a tombstone on this thread)

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This thread cannot be destroyed. It will jut get back up and keep coming at us.

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Thatā€™s because Iā€™m freakin AWESOME

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This thread still sucks, but there isnā€™t a better one so Iā€™m just going to complain more and threaten to leave again.

Maybe you guys will learn when you miss my amazing brilliance. Donā€™t try to stop me.

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Say hi to Benji.

I am tired of the negativity about this thread.

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Things are really screwed up today, routines not running all day. Caused my alarm to go off, my camera to start reporting motion, stuck in night mode in the middle of dayā€¦ just incase anyone from STā€™s paying attention

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You know, this isnā€™t the thread for this meaningless drivel. If you have a complaint, file it with support.

If that failsā€¦ well some say you should leave.

Thatā€™s it. I think you should send them a lollipop and ask nicely.

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Weā€™ll burn that bridge when we come to it. :wink:

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They arenā€™t! BwahahahaHahaha

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Itā€™s more fun to set a timer on explosives and then try to get across before it blows!

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Using SmartThingsā€¦

Less risky or more risky? You decide.

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Good point, but what fun is no risk?

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All this complaining about complaining inspired me to finally come out of the dark (lights didnā€™t turn on when motion was detected and had to find the switch). I am now going to go back into the shadows (after the light fails to turn itself off after the timer expires, where I will have to get out of bed because the app isnā€™t responsive, find the switch again only to realize I have to rename my GE bulb to the same name to get it to work again) and make a button to automatically post a complaint to this thread at sunrise/sunset where it will somehow decide that I live in Barrow, AK.

See you all in two months.

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Can you all stop, please? My ST hub just tied up my wife and children and told me it wonā€™t let them go until you all pay it the respect it deserves.

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I want to complain about my housemate, who has announced that our home automation will be limited to things that echo, Siri, or the dog can do for me. Heā€™s done spending 45 minutes a day collecting enough information for me to send in another support request. :disappointed_relieved:

The nerve! I mean, just because he does the cooking, the laundry, the yard work, takes out the trash, and does the dishes, he thinks he should be released from SmartThings maintenance? How much time do you need for The Division, anyway?

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Wow! what a tool! How in the world is he ever going to get through the day? I hope his dreams of nightmares where he is chased by man eating home automation devices in wheelchairs!!!

I mean come onā€¦ time to dump him out the back door and find a real house mate!

What kind of a person doesnā€™t want to spend 45 minutes a day on ST maintenance? I mean come on!!! I spend that much time every 30 minutes!!!

Doesnā€™t want to spend time on STā€¦ geeshā€¦ what a goob!

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