I would like to complain that my lights DID come on. At 3.38am GMT. Every single one.
So I got up and spent the next hour or so grumbling to myself and the dog about this stupid HA system. Why can I not find the cause. There are no routines for that? It’s not SHM. My logs say it was triggered by DEVICE. Aahhgg!
Then I noticed a five letter word that triggered a distant memory… IFTTT
For some unknown reason, many moons ago I figured it was a good idea to inform me if snow was falling by switching every light on in the house. What the hell.
So damn you smartthings for not being your fault.
Is this complaint in the correct thread? Sorry if it isn’t.
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God knows whether your complaint is in the right thread…two days ago this thread was for us to complain about all the complaining going on…But someone who shall remain nameless @bamarayne keeps on changing on the title of the thread…we catch on about 6 hours later but your complaint being directly realted to your own incompetence is at the primitive end of the scale…If you want to move up the scale you need to complain about the complaint about the whinging related to personal incompetence in this thread…Then you may achieve inner peace.
Its all about mastering the art of meaniningless drivel
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Therefore I would like to complain about the complaint against my complaint by complaining further.
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I want to complain about your approach…you need to stop spending 45 mins collecting information and just bang in those support requests. nobody does anything with the information and with support tickets it’s quantity not quality that counts if you get no response then you elevate it to a full blown forum rant…
But don’t whatever you do collect evidence as to the root cause or symptoms. If this is ever fixed we would have nothing to complain about…
I’m here to complain about the weather. It’s almost May and its f#%$ing snowing again. It’s also been cloudy the past 3 days, so i’ve had to adjsut all my sunset ligting rules to sunset -15 minutes so i can see where the hell i’m going. 
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I’m at six flags over Atlanta. Hot sucks!
I eat babies for lunch.
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I eat babies for lunch.
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Right after you slow cook them, and right before you randomly flip switches that purposely introduce errors into the ST cloud.
You are a sick individual.
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Sous vide FTW.
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If only I can integrate my Anova with SmartThings.
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I have the Bluetooth version, so if you’d be so kind as to enable the BT radio in the hub I can finally automate my ribeyes.
(ETA: If I may be allowed one off-topic digression…last week I used my Anova on an actual fat-as-all-hell Wagyu ribeye. Mind = blown.)
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For the record, April, I saw what you said before you edited it. 
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I, for one, welcome our new Samsung overlords!
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I would like to complain about the lack of diversification in this picture. Really, not a blonde or red head at all?
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@jh1- you dirty animal.
@dparker - Oh my god that sounds so delicious. I LOVE a really really really good ribeye.
oops, i dont have a before, but the bone was 17".
And yes, i obliterated that myself. Did i mention, i eat babies for lunch? 
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uh…
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Damn, Wilma…that brontosaurus never had a chance.
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My ex boiled my bunny. 
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