Yep, we are all human here. LOL!
Anyway, if you look in the quick browse lists in the community – created wiki, look down near the bottom of the page for the “project reports” section and look for the list “dashboards,” you can see what a number of other community members have done. Some of the threads our hardware oriented discussing panels to put on the wall, but there are at least four or five which are software projects.
There are also some community members who have used eventghost with success.
So there are different ways to approach it.