@Shelley_Powers, that's some fine writing!
"And PHP answered:
All I ever do, day in and day out, is work and work and work. The only time I’m noticed is when I break, and then I’m cursed and kicked, and roundly blasted for being useless. However, when things go well, I never get a kind word."
A familiar lament to many of us.
[My current language, Lua, wasn't even mentioned back in 2002, hehe!]