I bought a Husqvarna 430XH a little less than 3 years ago. Because my Core Tenet of Life #3 mandates that when considering a decision which I recognize as a choice magnitudes, I will ALWAYS choose the option which represents overkill, I chose the model capable of 1.8 acres to mow my ½ acre lawn.
To ensure my intentions and biases are out in plain view before it’s too late, let me set the stage so you know where I’m coming from. I’m someone who very much looks forward to the dopamine fix I’m rewarded with whenever I purchase something I want, with the obvious caveat that this feeling of joy is amplified by a factor of at least 100 if that something is a robot. I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to shopping or spending, personally I prefer physical addiction over emotional addiction, purely as a means of avoiding anything to do with emotions. I did have a pretty significant life trauma a couple years ago, not related to addictions oddly enough. But I was able to come out of it a little quicker because of some reckless spending that I have yet to regret, and I’ll quickly explain in case someone else who could use this technique might read this and feel better.
While I wouldn’t actually designate this period of my life until months after it was finished, you can’t scan your gaze inside my house more than 10° without seeing another belonging which was procured during The Great Acquisition.
As a ridiculously effective treatment for coping with a cascading months long battering of the most brutal examples of betrayals and abandonments I had ever endured or seen, The Great Acquisition was simply exactly what I needed. While it would end up lasting a solid 2 months, it only takes a few minutes to describe it.
I found a notebook which had at least a few blank pages left, grabbed a pen, and started a numbered list which I spent about an hour and a half creating and almost filled one side of a single sheet. I was deliberate in my additions, and didn’t need to stop and ponder much at all to think, because this list had already been created in my head over the span of my life.
I filled out every numbered line on that paper with a comprehensive list of every single thing, gadget, toy, tool, and whenever else that I had wanted at some point in my life, but never purchased. The reasons why I didn’t purchase these things were at diverse as the items they related to. So a 90 minute exercise, and all better, right? Hell no, that was just step 1 of a few hundred.
What happened after where the magic happened, and it was glorious. Starting at the top again, and working my way down one after the other, at a far shower tempo than creating the list. Over the 2 or so months that followed, I pragmatically and meticulously bought myself everything I had always wanted. There would be a few instances of buyer’s remorse from time to time, but overall it was a magnificent success.
Let’s see, the entire list is too much, a threshold I’m pretty sure this post crossed a while ago. But some of my favourites were my new reflector telescope standing in my livingroom. pair of the exact model of night vision goggles I had used throughout my time in the Army. My huge 3D printer and enough filament to print a house if needed. A handheld thermal imaging camera, a commerical grade drone which would one day be used to start my business I own and run today. A computer which are the time was so performance robust, that it still can run the new Microsoft Flight Simulator with unbelievable smoothness. A well appointed AR-15 which I’m pretty good at shooting paper with. August Pro Smart Locks for all exterior doors. Probably 75% of the components making up my smart home network. Annnnnnnd my Husqvarna Automower 430XH.
Once I took delivery of the mower, my lack of enthusiasm for being outside during Maryland summers wasn’t even enough to disuade me from the day and a half it took for me to fully run and bury the system’s perimeter wire, which I would end up running out of tiger first day. After the trip to use lawn and garden shop for more wire, it was time to turn on my new friend, Mr. Goat.
Here’s there thing with that robot lawnmower. That was a pretty significant initial investment coming in at a purchase price of a touch over $3,000. That seemed like to me at the time pretty high, and was one of the most expensive procurements of The Great Acquisition. But I realized that if I were to go buy a nice riding mower, now even a Z-Track version, I started to see some cost parity. And in the end, the thing could have cost $7,000 and it would have still been worth it.
In fact, I’ve done some pretty legit ponder sessions on this, and I came to realize that Mr. Goat was actually one of my most expensive purchases, insofar as smart home devices and household tools and machinery which I’ve not once had a drop of buyer’s remorse or second thoughts about. Hell, I had buyers remorse for the Night Vision Goggles, and actually sold them last year after using them twice and for 6 minutes each time.
After the day and a half of perimeter wire fun, I was done, and I mean done. The thing goes out and maps the entire yards, it knows where the grass grows faster and mows those spots more often. It’s so quiet that it mows 24 hours a day. I’m serious, I’ve paid the place I bought it $60 every year before the season begins, they y update it’s brain, evict the ant colonies which airways live in the shell. Replace the little razer blades which fills in for a regular mowers steal machete of a blade. The thing doesn’t even need or even have the provisions to connect to my WiFi, instead it does all communications through the cell network. It’s the best purchase of that magnitude I’ve ever made.
So two morals to this unabridged story. 1, if your sad, just spend, do it, it’ll make everything better. And 2. If you’ve had nothing more than a passing whim about buying a Husqvarna Automower, or any brand you like, turn the car around and go buy it. You won’t be sorry, and if you are, just refer back to #1 and buy more stuff until the sadness is all gone!!!